About JRJP

Born and raised on the northside of Chicago... Rogers Park neighborhood. Catholic, Haitian-American, detail-oriented, analytical, mildly neurotic, and reserved. Currently, I am slowly rebuilding, planning, and plotting my eventual rise to great wealth & power...
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JRJP has written 20 articles so far, you can find them below.


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Chicago v.s. New York

I recently visited New York a couple weeks ago and couldn’t help but compare the most populated American city to our fine city (third most populated in the U.S.). I performed no research and am expressing my clear perspective & opinions on some contrasts that most always wonder…”how does Chicago measure up to NYC?” NY [...]

April 8, 2010 12
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Chicago: Is MMA tougher than the NFL?

Recently, I got into this ridiculous argument with a friend who I constantly get into pointless, farcical arguments with.  Our arguments usually fall into the football vs. some evil force (I usually defend the evil force). The latest one has been perpetuating for far too long. The argument is over the question: Which sport is [...]

February 14, 2010 2
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ANDY MARTIN: Best GOP candidate for U.S. Senate (IL)?

With the primaries quickly approaching and regardless of outcome, The Brown Line column at TheAverageChicagoan.com fully endorses Andy Martin as the republican candidate for Senator Henry Burris’ U.S. Senate seat representing Illinois. We, including column founder Melvin T., believe in order to achieve the change our great city and state needs—a politician fighting for causes [...]

January 31, 2010 2
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10 Random Rants (Vol. 7)

1. Happy New Year everyone! Let me kick off the first random rant of the year by saying I would like to see less of these things in 2010: Taylor Swift winning every award and sympathizing over her VMA incident. Jimmy Fallon (damn he sucks!) Anything Twilight. MTV’s The Hills (dunzo!). Healthcare reform back & [...]

January 29, 2010 1
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Chicago Public Transit becoming UNSAFE for Mobile Electronics Users

Over the past few weeks, an increasing amount of robberies have been committed on a few CTA trains and buses. The thefts were mainly of the popular Apple iPhone, iPod, and other mobile electronics; such as smartphones and mobile gaming devices. A few of the robberies were armed but many involved robbers watching oblivious iPhone [...]

January 10, 2010 1
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The 2009 AVG. CHICAGOAN AWARDS!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! We here at TheAverageChicagoan.com decided to wrap up our first full inaugural year on the net by awarding a few Chicagoans with recognition for their accomplishments in 2009. These awards go only to Chicagoans and individuals representing Chicago. We realize that we could create an endless amount of awards for an endless [...]

December 31, 2009 0
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10 Random Rants (Vol.6)

1. Enough with the character bashing of Tiger Woods people! He’s a wealthy, powerful, good-looking, successful male athlete. What do you expect? I guess it has always been human nature to lash out at others for displaying the traits we most hate in ourselves. 2. So the Cubs finally got rid of troublesome and underperforming [...]

December 22, 2009 0
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The Chicago Haters Ball (All-around list)

Chicago is the third most populous metropolis (2.85 million) within the United States and the city’s natives don’t always cohabit in peace. No one can ever really agree due to the size of our city, but a few things the town can concur on are what’s good and bad in, & for, Chicago. We here [...]

December 10, 2009 0
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10 Random Rants (Vol.5)

.1. Hey! Douchebag! Yeah, you… the person who coughs in their hand and later shakes the hands of others. The one who leaves a mountain of used Kleenexes around them instead of in the garbage, where they belong. The person who neither covers their nose or mouth when coughing and sneezing. Yeah you. I don’t [...]

November 3, 2009 0
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