To whom it may concern:
I want to start off thanking you for the poor Comcast cable and internet service you are providing to me and my roommate. Without your completely inconsistent internet and cable television service, I would have never received the absolute joy of being able to watch old syndicated episodes of “Gilligan’s Island”. Lest we all forget how hot that Ginger was.
Like nearly every 25 year old male in the United States, I have always dreamed of having two TV’s set up in the same room for my viewing pleasure. You know, one for video games and one to watch some television. Or maybe one for the Bears game and one for the AFC game on CBS. It didn’t really matter. Two TV’s are always better than one.
At the beginning of June, I achieved my goal. My roommate and I moved into a new apartment; I bought a 40” flat screen TV, and he bought a Playstation 3. The 40 incher took place of our little 24” TV, which we’ve been living with since Will Smith controlled the airwaves with the Fresh Prince of BelAir.
So as you can probably imagine, we couldn’t wait to watch some HDTV on our new baby. We scheduled a time for Comcast to come and set up our service (you see, we chose Comcast as our service provider since we’ve had a good history with you guys in the past, even though all of our friends told us to switch to RCN). My roommate had to leave work early since your available service times never fit into the average 9-5 workday. 10am-1pm? Nope. 4pm-7pm? Getting closer, but still no. Anyways, the technicians get to our apartment, but they don’t bring the HDTV/DVR box. Instead, we’re stuck with the regular cable box. A regular cable box that doesn’t work. “One moment please. This channel will be available shortly.” Ring a bell?
Big deal, right? That’s what we were thinking. “Who cares if we don’t have consistent HDTV, at least we have blazing fast internet, right?” Wrong. Well, not completely wrong. We seem to only get our blazing fast internet late at night. Who needs internet during the day anyways?
We take each day in stride, trying to turn the 40 incher on only when our cable signal is actually coming through. Because of this, I do have to thank you and your company for helping me prolong the life of my TV by allowing limited use.
We’ve called Comcast service multiple times, and tried your online chat even more. Each time, the ‘analyst’–I don’t really understand why you call them that, since it seems like they don’t ‘analyze’ anything —sends a signal through to our box. It fixes it for a short period of time, but it’s never in for the long haul.
We finally broke down and scheduled a technician to come and check everything out, even though I had to succumb to the dreaded 4-7pm time slot. The big day finally arrives, but I’m only able to leave work at 4:45pm (see, I’m actually pretty busy, and it’s hard to justify leaving work early to accommodate Comcast’s busy schedule). I’m on the way home, and my roommate calls me. “Comcast just called. They’re at the apartment”. Well fudge. I’m about 4 minutes away from our apartment, praying that your technician has the common courtesy to leave a 5 minute window. Would that be too much to ask?
Yes. Apparently it was. I arrive at our apartment without the delight of seeing the beloved white with red and black decaled Comcast truck. Damn. I call my roommate to see if he could call the technician. Oh, he could. But it seemed to be too much of a hassle for the technician to answer. He tried a couple times until he gave up, dejected.
So that’s where we’re at. Sitting at our apartment, watching some reruns of Gilligan’s Island. All because our Comcast technician couldn’t wait five minutes for me to get home. Maybe, someday, we’ll get enough of our spirits back to actually call Comcast again and try to get another service appointment set up. We can only hope.
Comcast. It’s Fucktastic.
Jonathan Pirc, unfortunate Comcast customer
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What do I do now?
Comcast Corporation
Customer Service Department
1500 Market Street
Philadelphia, PA 19102
On Tuesday, May 17, 2011 I called Comcast at 877-561-8321 to order internet service. I spoke with Michael, who explained the details of Xfinity Internet Performance Service with 12mg hi-speed for $29.99 @month for 6 months, and thereafter $59.95 @month with 7 email accounts – 10 gb storage + smart zone security suite (Norton) and 12mgs hi speed internet. A one-time installation charge of $25.00 would be eligible for rebate when first month’s bill confirmed the account. When asked what other charges might apply, he explained a $7.00 monthly charge for renting/leasing a modem. I thought I might have a compatible modem, and Michael said if that were the case there would be no $7 monthly additional charge, but I should call the installation dept. at 1-877-857-2735 to find out which modems were compatible. Michael gave me a confirmation number for my order.
I then received this email:
Comcast Order
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 12:54 PM
From: “Order Confirmation” orders@digitalglobeservices.com
Thank you for your order. If you chose self-installation, follow the instructions on your Comcast Self-Install Kit which will arrive in 5 – 7 business days. If you chose professional installation, please call Comcast at 1-877-857-2735 to schedule your installation date.
You ordered: XFINITY Internet Performance – Non Cable Customer – $29.99 Monthly
How do I get my Gift Cards?
Step 1: Schedule and complete the installation of your new Comcast services.
Step 2: Mail a complete copy of first bill that includes new services with completed Rebate Form to: REDEMPTION CENTER; Attn: Comcast Rewards; P.O. Box 786; Castle Rock, CO 80104
Step 3: We will verify your first monthly bill and current account status. Upon confirmation that the new services were installed, you will be mailed a Gift Selection Card.
Step 4: Simply choose which type of Gift Card you would like and mail it back to us. You will receive the Gift Card of your choice within 8 weeks.
NOTE: This is an automated e-mail. Please do not reply to this email address. This mailbox is not monitored.
I dialed the installation dept at 1-877-857-2735 for an appointment, and spoke with Charlene, who explained that the account could be canceled at any time with no termination fee and there was a list of compatible modems available at: /FAQViewer.aspx?Guid=9fe92cb1-e13a-4c3d-8974-b1c167961903&fss=modem%20list
I have a Motorola SB6120 which is on the list, but as it turned out my address not in the system, so installation couldn’t be scheduled. First I needed to contact the local office at 1-800-266-2278 to add this address. Then installation could be scheduled.
Following up on that conversation, I called the local Comcast office, and Dale added this address to the list, so service could begin. He said it usually took 24-48 hrs for an address to appear in the system, and he would call me when that happened.
An hour and a half later, Dale called to say the address was now in the system. Installation was set for Tuesday. May 24th between 8 and 11am.
On May 24th at 9:30 a Comcast installer called for help in finding our location. He arrived and realized that the installation would require a bucket truck and brick anchors, which he did not have, and told me, I would need to reschedule.
So, I called Comcast at 800 266 2278 and spoke with Jim to explain that the tech had showed up today but needed special equipment, so couldn’t complete the install. Jim said he would include in the work order specific instructions that brick anchors and a bucket truck were needed for this installation. He generated a work order and reset installation for Sat 5/28 11am-2pm, and said the tech will be instructed to arrive with the necessary tools.
On Saturday, May 28th, Comcast called to tell me the installer would arrive at 1:45. Shortly after, the installer called for help locating building, and when he arrived, he was not driving a bucket truck nor did he bring brick anchors. Needed to reschedule – again! He said he would book the work for Tues 5/31. I requested the earliest available appointment of the day.
Tuesday, May 31 arrived. I waited all day, and nothing happened. No call – no visit.
On Wednesday, June 1st I called Comcast, and spoke with James, who apologized for the trouble, and said dispatch would call when an appointment had been scheduled. A ticket # was assigned, and after installation, when the account was opened, a $20.00 credit would be issued for the inconvenience.
On the 2nd, not having heard from anyone, I called and spoke with Miyoka. After I explained the reason for my call, she said she would need to speak to her supervisor …on hold… She said I need to call local office 877-560-2742 (though I thought that was the number I had dialed) because of the need for special equipment – and wait until 3rd time my phone number was requested, but not to put it in, then it would ask for my zip code. Once I put that in, I would get the Comcast local office.
I called the local office, following her instruction, and got Jessica, who said she was unfamiliar with the use of special equipment for installation, and would take a few minutes to look at the notes on my account…put me on hold…I was cut off..an automated voice asked for my zip again… and I was speaking with Jenna in BOSTON (I’m in Vermont!). I explained my difficulties, and she said the work order went to a field supervisor because of the 2 unsuccessful install attempts. It had been rescheduled for Tue Jun 7 between 2-4:30 pm. She was going to try to move it up in the schedule, and would call me in 15 minutes. If she didn’t, she gave me her call letters and said I should call her myself.
One half hour later, Jenna called to explain that because of the destructive weather recently, they’ve had to distribute their equipment to other areas to help. So Tuesday is the earliest opening available. The installer would arrive between 2 and 4:30pm. I agreed, but only if the work could be completed by 4:30, because I had a meeting to travel to scheduled at 5pm. I made a point of asking if the need for brick anchors and a bucket truck was specifically noted in the work order. She confirmed that the notes included those instructions in bold print, and said she would call me after installation was completed on the 7th and the account was open to assign credits to the account for everything she could to make up for the time it’s taken. I haven’t heard from her.
On June 7th Jackie called from Comcast: The installers are running late, and can’t be there before 4:30. I reminded her that at 4:30 I would be on my way out the door to an appointment. So Jackie said we’d need to re-schedule. She put (Ginger) from Edgecom [who is sub-contracting the work from Comcast] on the phone who re-set installation for Fri Jun 17th 8-10 am.
June 17th the installer arrived at 8:30am WITHOUT THE NECESSARY EQUIPMENT! The notes had evidently been removed from the work order, and the job would need to be rescheduled. So I called and spoke with Annette and explained the history of my failed attempts. She reviewed the notes on my account and tried to reach someone who could help. She sent a text message, got the response: “not my area”, and was referred elsewhere. The person who might be able to help wouldn’t be available until 10:30. Annette said she would call me back around 11:30 with more information. I waited…no call.
At 4pm I reached Jennifer at Comcast and repeated the history again. I did not want another week to end with this business still unfinished. I did not call to reschedule, because that hadn’t worked. It was with a strange sense of relief that I called to say “You win. I quit. Cancel my order. PLEASE!” Jennifer did not have the authority to cancel the order, so put me on hold, to conference with …Betty… who said she could bump it to a supervisor. I told her that had already been done between the 2nd and 3rd install attempts to no avail. I could no longer afford the time or energy this adventure entailed and asked her to cancel my order, which she did.
My reasons for burdening you with this sorry tale are two-fold:
1. I am trying to understand what happened that made it impossible for me to access your services.
2. You should be aware that while everyone I contacted was gracious and concerned, NO-ONE seemed able to help me complete Step 1 of the email cited above or to follow through on promises made for return calls!
Any insight would be greatly appreciated.