1. Who really reads the Chicago Sun-Times or Tribune anymore? On the early commute to work all you notice on the train or bus are people reading the Redeye. Pretty sure the size and price has something to do with that.
2. Instead of selling the naming rights of the Sears Tower to the Willis Group Holdings, Ltd., leading to the eventual renaming of the tower to: the Willis Tower; why not sell the them to Sears the retailer? The name would stay the same. The only problem would be if the company decided to sell their dated low-quality clothing out of the building.
3. Sammy Sosa is retiring. Are you telling me that you’re not going to retire his number? Even if he left the organization on a bad note, you hate him, or because of the alleged steroid usage (never concretely proven)? You’re telling me that for the last 7 years in Chicago he wasn’t the reason why you tuned into baseball?
4. I think the north-side of Chicago is probably the best area to live in the city. Less murders, gangs, violence, poverty, and fires compared to the south and west-side. Although, up here you might have to deal with a little more sexual assaults and robberies.
5. So experts say right now is the perfect time to buy during this recession? Well… too bad most of us don’t have enough money, credit or even a job to do this buying.
6. Where else in the US do you have a governor trying to raise state income taxes in addition to a city that has increased the sales tax in the middle of a recession? Only in Chicago, Illinois my friends. I wonder if they know the meaning of the word: recession.
7. Women always claim, “it’s so hard to find a man, better yet, a decent man.” Well ladies—look around you, we are everywhere. Just open your eyes and mind!
8. Don’t homeless people in the city piss you off? They’re pathetic, downers, annoying, smell bad, and beg for money. And can you really trust that the dollar you have given them, out of kindness, will go towards food & shelter or crack & liquor?
9. You know how gay people have their own parade and just go nuts, leading into whatever you probably can imagine? Well how come heterosexuals don’t have their own “pride” parade? There would be 2 of them. One for couples who have found love and happiness with the opposite gender. And one where all the single men and hot slutty women would hang and celebrate, hopefully leading into things that guys tend to imagine.
10. I hate when taxi drivers think they can take advantage of you and take long routes to your destination in an effort to make more off your ride. Hey buddy, take Ashland to Belmont, not Lakeshore drive. Don’t you understand English?
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