10 Random Rants (Vol.4)

1. Jay Cutler is now the most important man in Chicago and maybe Illinois. He holds the hope, change, beliefs, and prayers of an entire city and state all on his arm. Even President Obama hopes JC is our city’s savior.

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2. Healthcare! I’m all for it. If I can get some cheap government ran healthcare when I’m in between jobs and I happen to drink enough to therefore become a probable to accidental injury then… a Public Option sounds pretty damn good.

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3. So apparently San Diego Chargers’ Probowl linebacker Shawn Merriman pulled a Chris Brown. He has been arrested for choking and beating his girlfriend, MTV reality star Tila Tequila. Now I don’t condone violence towards women but I don’t fault Merriman. I really can’t stand Tila and she probably de… oops I think I better stop here before I get in trouble.

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4. I’ve noticed lately that a lot of people are imitating Kanye West and overall punk rock fashion styles. Skinny jeans, neon mix-match colors, wayfarer shades, hi-tops, etc. If I were gay, I’d be pissed. The clothes are sending the wrong message, as gays were the ones to copy that style first. Outside of Kanye, does anyone of these dudes in the pic come off as straight?

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5. Don’t you just hate the smell of McDonalds’ food when not being eaten by yourself? Don’t get me wrong, they have best fries and $1 double-cheeseburgers? Fo sho! But how bout when in an enclosed space such as a bus, train car, or small room? I can smell the odor from the back of the bus when the bus driver is munching on some fries up in front.

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6. We all know Jason was the greatest Power Ranger of all-time. Tommy’s second.

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7. I’m sorry ladies, but the WNBA is a bust. No men really watch it, not enough women watch, there are only a couple of good teams, it’s boring, and slam dunks are a rarity! I think it’s about time to shut down because really… did anyone realize the WNBA season just ended? Oh, you didn’t even know it started?

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8. Next year will definitely be our year for sure! Go Cubs go!

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9. Am I the only one wondering what former TV stars: Star Jones, Dwayne Wayne from A Different World, William Hung, Steve Urkel, and Topanga are up to?

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10. Well… Brett Favre is officially back! If his pre-season ‘crack-back’ block and subsequent $10,000 fine is an early indicator of how things will be for him in his 2nd un-retirement, then…welcome back!

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