| 1. Summertime in Chicago is probably the best part of the year in the city… well except for obese people. They’re hotter, even slower, sweat more, and have to resort to wearing more revealing attire. Now who really wants obese people to show more skin? |  |
| 2. Nowadays wherever you go people are constantly on the phone. In the car, while driving, walking, working, and even in the bathroom. These people are talking, texting, and surfin’ the web damn near 24/7. Speaking for myself, I cannot think of anyone I want to text or call while I’m taking a dump. |  |
| 3. Tourists! When on Michigan Ave., and or downtown Chicago, realize not everyone there is sightseeing or shopping. There are people, who reside within the city, that have to get to work or someplace ASAP and would prefer you not walk at a snail’s pace or suddenly stop in the middle of a sidewalk with heavy traffic. |  |
| 4. Straight guys should just be honest about their secret library of embarrassing & sexuality-questioning music. Oh yeah, those Britney Spears, Elton John, Lady Gaga, Rush, and Taylor Swift songs on your iTunes are for the ladies to jam to. |  |
| 5. Introducing two of the most despicable women of this year… so far. |  |
| 6. I’m a fan of the smoking hot & sexy Megan Fox. But man I cannot get passed that weird thumb of hers. |  |
| 7. It’s getting more and more expensive in Chicago. Sales tax has increased, bus/train prices increased, fluctuating gas prices, cigarettes even costlier, and increased price for parking meters (placed everywhere it seems). What’s next? Bottled water? Oops, forgot they taxed it as well. |  |
| 8. Brett Favre: PLEASE GO AWAY! You’ve been a pain to this city for a decade, and after you retired we thought it was over. It wasn’t but when you went to New York at least we wouldn’t have to deal with you. You have just retired again but now want to play, again! This time it might be for the Vikings? No Brett, no! You & the NFL are done. |  |
| 9. People I hope you’ve noticed as you buy your favorite breakfast cereal, that they’re still charging the same price (relatively) but shorting you on quantity. 11oz for $4? No, that’s B.S! |  |
| 10. Who while growing up, hasn’t done or attempted the moonwalk? R.I.P. Michael Jackson. Thanks for making it cool to glide backwards… oh yeah and the music! |  |
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